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Dve totalno zabavni/neumni spletni mesti

Tole je spet ena objava, ki je bila v osnovi eno od mojih e-mail sporočil (poslano moji listi prijateljev), kasneje “skonvertano” v objavo za na blog. Gre pa za dve hudo zabavni/neumni spletni mesti Time Cube: http://www.timecube.com (še linka do timecube2.html in index3.html, njegovi pod-strani pa sta Above God in The Wisest Human) in Alex Chiu: http://alexchiu.com (ali “Immortality Devices by Alex Chiu”); ne pa se nič bati, tokrat ne gre za nič ogabnega, grozljivega in kar je še takega, gre samo za dve spletni mesti, ki vsebujeta razne popolnoma nore ideje/izume. Aja, pa čisto mimogrede: prosim dobro pazite, da ne padete iz stola na tla zaradi preveč intenzivnega smejanja!!

1. Kot prvo torej na dolgo o nekem popolnoma norem recimo temu “znanstveniku” Gene Ray-u, ki sebe naslavlja “Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human” oziroma “Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wise Above God“, svoje ideje pa predstavlja svetu na nekem totalno grdo zdizajniranem spletnem mestu (še link do njegovega predstavitvenega time1.wmv videa); bajdvej. Za začetek si za malo več o njem in njegovi poglavitni ideji preberite Gene Ray: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Ray in “Time Cube“: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube na “Wikipedia” spletnem mestu. Spodaj sledi par najbolj smešnih stavkov iz zgoraj omenjenega “Time Cube” spletnega mesta.

1 Day is most insidious evil ever invented. 1 rotation of 4 corner Earth Time is 4 Days.

Are you stupid and evil?

Worship Of Word As God, Equates To Adults Eating Their Children.

You maybe academically retarded.

Academia Retards By Fact Earth Has 1 Day When Dead Still, And 4 Days Within 1 Earth Rotation, losing 3 days retards humanity.

If you are ignorant of natures harmonic time cube creation, then you were taught to be stupid and evil.

Bible writers never knew that in the same 24 hours of light, 24 hours of darkness, 24 hours of sundown, and 24 hours of sunup, 1 day is evil.

Aja, zelo zabavno branje pa je tudi na strani na spletnem naslovu “Henry Vs Gene Ray“: http://www.geocities.com/fuhkyu2000/insanity/04.html, kjer nek najstnik objavi nekaj duhovitih e-mailov (ki jih je poslal Gene-u) in pa tudi na tehle treh straneh na “Insolitology” spletnem mestu “Insolitology – Gene Ray“: http://www.insolitology.com/topten/generay.htm, “Insolitology – Battling Viewpoints“: http://www.insolitology.com/battling/index.htm, “Insolitology – BLAH SQUARED“: http://www.insolitology.com/religious/blahsquared.htm, pri čemer sem čisto po slučaju odkril, da sta na eni od teh treh strani (no, na drugi ali tretji) v enem/istem dokumentu omenjena oba, Gene Ray in Alex Chiu.

2. Kot drugo pa o človeku z imenim Alex Chiu (glej tudi sem Alex Chiu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Chiu), kateri trdi, da je odkril način za doseči nesmrtnost. Tu ne bom preveč dolgovezil ampak bom samo postal nekaj najbolj zabavnih oz. relevatnih linkov, začenši s stranjo “Eternallife“: http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife, potem sta tu strani “Guarantees“: http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/guarante.htm in “Chinese“: http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/proud.htm, za zaključek pa najbrž še najbolj primerna stran “Backbround“: http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/backgrnd.htm. In spet nekaj najbolj smešnih stavkov iz zgoraj omenjenega “Time Cube” spletnega mesta.

What do you think rapture is? Answer: Ones who believe shall not perish and will have everlasting life. Immortality Device is believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever. US PATENT # 5,989,178. The most imporatnt invention in human history. SEE OUR TESTIMONIALS HERE! Alex Chiu knows what causes you to age and hereby discovered a great solution to stop you from aging. See how to make the Immortality Device yourself.

The Gorgeous pill will make you prettier and more beautiful every morning. You will gradually look PERFECT, even more gorgeous than super models. You will one day reach PHYSICAL PERFECTION!! It is strong enough to change the shape of your facial bones. No more plastic surgery! No more implants.

And Gorgeouspil can stop humans from multiplying! So spreading the usage of Gorgeouspil can save the environment. Here’s why:

  1. Without Gorgeouspil, people’s bodies would age. Blockages of Chi energy would torment a person’s soul. The soul can no longer tolerate flowing inside a deteriorating body. New bodies need to be reproduced.
  2. The deteriorating body is forced to produce offspring so that his soul can share a line of new and fresh bodies. This is what I call ‘abandon ship’ theory.
  3. But with Gorgeouspil, the body will constantly be repaired. Blockages of Chi energy will slowly be opened up. If there is no more blockages of Chi energy, the soul will no longer be tormented. Therefore the body no longer needs to reproduce itself. No more ‘abandon ship’.

So people who take Gorgeouspil don’t want kids. (You still can have kids. But you just don’t want one.) A person who takes Gorgeouspil likes to concentrate his soul within his own body and does not wish to scatter his soul on to other bodies. So making babies is not desirable for people who take Gorgeouspil. Gorgeouspil allows a person to achieve unlimited beauty and unlimited youth. Meanwhile, it stops humans from unnecessary reproductions of more human beings.

Help bring this new technology to light. For the sake of mother nature, for the sake of millions of innocent animals, for the sake of your own future. Don’t blindly let the unnecessary reproductions of more human beings ruin our home. Spread the word about Gorgeouspil.

As an immortal you have a duty to protect our planet. Let the spreading of words be your first mission.

Za to ta drugo zadevo (spletno mesto) pa sem izvedel oz. ga odkril, ko sem na blogu od Matta Cutta naredil tale search in opazil članek/objavo “SEO tip: Avoid keyword stuffing“: http://www.mattcutts.com/…/…keyword-stuffing.

/DODATEK: Nekaj podobnega pa je tudi spletno mesto “God Hates Fags” (čeprav veliko bolj škodljivo in zlonamerno); za link glej kar članek na Wikipediji, namreč nočem mu delati reklame z direktnim linkom. To je v bistvu skupnost verskih fanatikov (in večinoma sorodnikov), ki jo je ustanovil Fred Phelps: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps (glej tudi “Fred Phelps“: http://www.nndb.com/people/908/000025833 na “NNDB”, tam sem ravnokar odkril njegovo ime tudi na drug overdose strani), imenujejo pa se “Westboro Baptist Church“: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church.

P.S. – Oboje zgoraj pod točkama 1. in 2. pa spada pod oz. se imenuje “Internet phenomenon“: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_phenomenon. In pa še tole: ne vem čisto sigurno, ali je morda pravilno/pravilneje “Dvoje totalno zabavnih/neumnih spletnih mest” zgoraj v naslovu; morda celo obe varianti, errr?!!

Tadej

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2 Komentarjev on “Dve totalno zabavni/neumni spletni mesti”

  1. tadej says:

    Še četrto tako spletno mesto pa je Computer Radiation Protection in “Computer Clear”, ki ga tam reklamirajo (predvidevam pa, da je to navaden program), ki baje “dela” oz. s katerim dosežeš vse tole: “Avoid illness and stress from electronic pollution“, “Get rid of the tiredness and heavy head“, “Stimulate your immune system with bio-resonance“, “Enjoy increased energy and a more positive state of mind“, “Protect yourself and your family against the long term health-effects of EMF radiation“, res noro, a ne!??

    Tadej

  2. tadej says:

    Glede zgoraj omenjenega spletnega mesta “God Hates Fags” pa še to: ravnokar sem zagledal tale prispevek: Milijoni dolarjev kazni za pridiganje o božji kazni na spletnem portalu “RTV Slovenija”, ki se direktno tiče te ameriške skrajne baptistične cerkve.

    Tadej


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